Arriving at the hospital I found the emergancy room empty. The only sound was that of a woman on the phone in the next room. So I waited... about 15 minutes later the woman appeared and after giving her the international sign for irregular bowel movements (thanks pepto-bismol commercials!) I was ushered into another room with a doctor.
Now, trying to explain that I have to call my insurance, seguro in case you ever find yourself in the same situation, before receiving any treatment is quite hard with a language barrier. I gathered they we telling me that they don´t deal with insurance companies, but I could not explain that I needed to call them so I would be reimbursed, not them. For those playing the home edition, "reimbursed" is not in the Oxford Spanish Minidictionary. Luckly, Jon, who can speak a fair amount of spanish, showed up and helped sort things out. What was trying to be said was everything was going to cost me less than $20 dollars so calling my insurance was kinda a waste of time. So what do you get for $20 dollars at the Puno Hospital?
1. a tour of the hospital where you first, carry an invoice to the central stores, then carry a bill to the cashier, and finally carry the receipt back to central stores to pick up your newly aquired merchandaise.
2. a comfy bed with blood stained sheets, which I pray were bleached, but then again, should bleached sheets retain their blueness?
3. a rusty tin bed pan for which to deposit your stool sample. That's right Ryan, no fancy sterilized stool sample containers here.
4. a polite, but ungloved, nurse to start your IV session.
5. a hand-written lab report
6. and lastly, a precription for Cephlosporin that can be pickd up at any local Peruvian Pharmacy. I'm a fan of InkaFarm personally.

Getting My Electrolites On
So, all in all, not a completely revolting experiance. When Val, who was also there, inquired to the doctor about the blood stains on the sheets, the doctor gave a wave of dismissal and muttered somthing below his breath, so I'm fairly confident it was all good.
In other news, some people have inquired as to where exactly I am travelling in South America. Well, being the last minute person I am, I have been hesitant to outline an intinery. None the less, here goes a shot at my next few weeks.
- Copacabana
- island of the sun daytrip
- Rurrenabaque
- couple day river/jungle trek (canoe/hiking)
- couple day wet-lands trek (jeep)
- La Paz
- Cochabama?
- Villa Tunari?
- Visit Val doing his volunteering at animal life refuge
- Surce
- Potosi
- Uyuni
- 3 or 4 day jeep trek in the Salar de Uyuni
Obviously I am gunna have to cut some out to get it all in so we'll see... later for now...


















